alfred, that is not what the red telephone is for
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
WHERE DO THESE GIFS EVEN COME FROM
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
English professor looks
I no longer wish to exist.
Introducing Agender Arceus